Fuck the Children

"Have you ever been to a really loud party? I mean a good loud party where the music is playing too loud and everybody is talking too loudly and in order to be heard even by the person standing right next to you, you've got to be screaming at the top of your lungs. But every now and then at a party, it seems as though everyone shuts up at about the same time. And only your voice...can be heard. Right! I know! I know! Well, what I'm going to do, I'm going to have my testicles laminated."
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