Saturday, May 12, 2007

Little Red Riding Hood (The Politically Correct Version)

There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.
Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes referred to as “Mother,” although she didn't mean to imply by this term that she would have thought less of that person if a close biological link did not in fact exist. Nor did she intend to denigrate the equal value of nontraditional households, and she was sorry if this was the impression conveyed.
One day her mother asked her to take a basket of organically grown fruit and mineral water to her grandmother's house.
“But mother, won't this be stealing work from the unionized people who have struggled for years to earn the right to carry all packages between various people in the woods?” ( more via XahLee )

1 comment:

  1. ...after a few encounters with the wolf promising to eat her, Little Red Riding Hood finally loses her cool and says to the wolf: "eat, eat, eat, doesn't anyone f-ck anymore?"